Reddit user ParanormalActivity97 recently asked, “How did that ONE KID at your school get expelled?” So, we sifted through over 1,700 responses in the thread to find some of the wildest, most random, and most surprising stories. We did our best to avoid the more disturbing or darker responses. Here’s what we found:
1. “There was a kid who mooned the entire graduating class, which resulted in a prompt ban from grad celebrations, including his entire family and his grandma, who had to travel a long distance to attend. I saw his face on a real estate bench the other day, so he’s obviously doing okay for himself. I’m just hoping he changed up his closing move.”
2. “He sold another kid oregano. The police tested it and it was not pot. He was expelled anyway.”
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3. “A kid I knew got expelled in seventh grade for pantsing a teacher and running down to the janitor’s closet to hide.”
4. “There’s always that one kid who went way too far. Ours set off the fire alarm three times in one week and tried to blame it on ‘ghosts.’ Admin was not amused.”
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5. “We had a huge ventilation intake tower, and he threw a jar of moose piss used by hunters in the intake. The school had to be evacuated.”
6. “He helped out in the school IT department, as he was a bit of a computer whiz. He set up a PC in the business studies class that no matter who used it, it bypassed the schools internet security systems and could freely access porn. He was booted out pretty swiftly after being caught. He’s now a multi-millionaire.”
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7. “He painted his dick green and streaked during halftime. Hopped a fence to a waiting car and got away clean, but got ratted out.”
8. “He was a repeat offender of shitting in the urinals and got caught because he asked a sub teacher for some toilet paper, thinking they were a student. There were posters in the halls saying that only urine goes in the urinals and that ‘this counts as vandalism’ because they didn’t know who was doing it. Being in the ISS office when he got dragged in by the arm was…interesting. I just remember the vice principal aggressively pumping hand sanitizer in his hands like 10 times.”
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9. “For senior prank day, he poured lube on the floors, and the whole school was shut down to clean it. He actually might not have been expelled, but he wasn’t allowed to go to prom and wasn’t allowed to walk at graduation. Poor janitors.”
10. “Ugly, little degenerate would sneak into the girls’ swim team locker room and steal underwear. Sometimes he just took them, but other times he would shit in the underwear and leave it for us to find. Finally got expelled when he was caught in the act and attacked the girl who found him. I’m sure he’s in jail or dead now.”
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11. “Someone sprayed pepper spray into the inlet vents of my high school. I was with a friend who somehow got framed for doing it, even though I was with him the entire time and neither of us did it. I was interviewed about the issue, but my friend was still expelled. Not sure why, but they didn’t believe me, I guess.”
12. “There was construction going on, so one guy decided to steal the backhoe and destroy the school’s new tennis courts. He also went straight to jail.”
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13. “We had a teacher called Ms. Willie. My friend saw her walking towards him and said, ‘Hello, Ms. Penis.’ He was put on early study leave just before our GCSEs.”
14. “He peed out of a second-story classroom window.”
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15. “This quiet kid with an anonymous Twitter account was leaking everyone’s drama, spreading rumors, and sharing screenshots of private conversations, including about the school district and staff (Myspace, Facebook, emails, and photos). Had no idea how they obtained so much info on people until it all got traced back to a kid who was always cooped up in the computer lab and left unsupervised.”
16. “Laxative cookies for the teachers. Senior year.”
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17. “My younger brother found our older brother’s porn stash, took the magazines to school, and got busted selling the pages individually.”
18. “He pooped in the sink in the girls’ bathroom.”
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19. “There was this asshole kid who was an asshole to everyone but never seemed to get punished. In metalwork class, the teacher had to step out of the room. Asshole took a blow torch and heated up the door handle until it was glowing. The teacher returned and opened the door, burning his hand like the guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. He was expelled within the hour. The whole school was happy to see him go. His parents sent him to a strict boarding school, so we didn’t even have to see him in town anymore. A good day for everyone but the teacher.”
20. “In our graduation year, we had one day to pull pranks on the teachers at school. Innocent things like entering their classroom and shooting confetti on them. There was also always one teacher who would get slimed, but they were in on it. One student went too far and threw fireworks in a classroom. No one got hurt, but it still went too far. He was also one of the few who did not graduate that year.”
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21. “Stole a tractor, drove it to school, and had a fist fight with the principal. He was 14.”
22. “I went to Catholic school. They expelled every girl who got pregnant.”
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23. “He went in the lunch line, grabbed a Choco Taco, and left through the entrance without paying. They banned him from the cafeteria for a year and made him eat in the teacher’s lounge. After his lunch ban ended, he did it a second time and got expelled.”
24. “When I was in middle school, a kid I knew hacked into the teacher’s area of the network from the computer lab and changed his grades.”
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25. “He was mouthing off at a priest in our catholic high school. The priest (and this is not disputed because the whole class saw it happen, and we had to provide a witness statement to the police) took a swing at him, so he dropped the priest with one wild punch to the face and broke his nose.”
26. “Cutting her hair to shoulder length and dying it red. It was the last straw after she got suspended for changing into pants after school, but still on school property. Yeah, I went to a really strict Christian private school.”
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27. “He did a shit in the hallway.”
28. And: “He broke in on the weekend and tripped over a water pipe, breaking it. It wasn’t discovered until Monday, causing massive flood damage. I’m not sure if he got expelled, but the principal announced to the school that the punishment was serious at an assembly.”
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